Sunday, October 31, 2010

Oh, Hey There (:

So I caught myself talking to myself again the other day, ranting about god knows what. And I guess I realized just how often I do that. So I decided what I really needed was a blog so that I could be one of those angry, pretentious people that think it's their god-given right to rant with poor spelling and grammar, instead of just a batty little Asian girl. So here I am, on my first blog-post (?) deciding on what to rant about, because I am just full of rants today.
I guess I'm going to introduce myself. I'm technologically challenged, so this should be in my About Me, but I don't really know how to get it to show up. (Help, please?)
I live and let live. It's strange, because I grew up in a super-conservative, ultra-Christian, anti-everything kind of family. And everything my parents have ever tried to teach me has backfired completely. I keep an open mind about pretty much everything, except narrow-mindedness. I tend to say things that are not exactly socially acceptable. I am articulate, OCD, and erratic. Something in this blog will probably offend you. I probably won't care.
I'm willing to correspond with intelligent people that have intelligent inquiries or comments or even rebuttals. I am less patient with ignorant people. I am not patient at all with people who cannot spell or use proper grammar. Yes, this is the Internet. No, it is not an excuse for you to spell something as simple as "you" incorrectly.
I suppose you could say I'm stuck up. I'm really not. Once you get to know me, I'm really rather pleasant and down-to-earth. I just tend to be sarcastic, and see the ridiculous side of life.

A few little quirks:
My smiley faces tend to be "backwards." It really is for more aesthetic reasons rather than symbolic, because I hate symbols. If I have something to say, I'll say it in a straight-forward, blatant manner, not through the use of punctuation marks.
I have ridiculous mood swings. Some of my posts will probably say something along the lines of, "Grrrr, people are so dumb." and others will say something more like, "Well, aren't we feeling pretty today?"
I refer to myself sometimes as "we." Kind of like a nosism, except my reasons are more like "I'm schizophrenic" rather than "I'm better than you."